{"id":4042,"date":"2014-12-14T19:14:46","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T05:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/?p=4042"},"modified":"2014-12-15T19:33:39","modified_gmt":"2014-12-16T05:33:39","slug":"flight-of-the-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/2014\/12\/14\/flight-of-the-elves\/","title":{"rendered":"Flight of the Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/c2014-jeantuttle-effin-xmas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4043\" alt=\"I Love Christmas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/c2014-jeantuttle-effin-xmas.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/c2014-jeantuttle-effin-xmas.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/c2014-jeantuttle-effin-xmas-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/c2014-jeantuttle-effin-xmas-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by an email exchange today with my BFF, who observed that I was likely mired in seasonal elf-work. Prompting me to reflect that the reason elves wear those pointy little shoes is so that they can&#8217;t run screaming into the night.<\/p>\n<p>(Just kidding&#8230;I love Christmas!) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by an email exchange today with my BFF, who observed that I was likely mired in seasonal elf-work. Prompting me to reflect that the reason elves wear those pointy little shoes is so that they can&#8217;t run screaming into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/2014\/12\/14\/flight-of-the-elves\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[564,537,540,538,539,541,542],"class_list":["post-4042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","tag-christmas","tag-elves","tag-holiday-stress","tag-santa","tag-screaming-into-the-night","tag-to-do-list","tag-xmas-prep"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4042"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4045,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4042\/revisions\/4045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.catdoodles.com\/dailydoodle\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}